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Friday, March 9, 2007

New Thing!: Best. Idea. Ever. #2

Subway Strippers: Keep the LA subway trains running 24 hours a day, and during the normally boring off-hours, get a slew of wanna-be actresses to come down and strip on the hand rail polls.
As long as there's someone to make sure people pay their fares, this is guaranteed profits, my friends.


Shana said...

You're right! There are many out of work actresses who would chalk this up as a paid gig and love it.

Just think of how many are in pole dancing classes now for the exercise and art of it.

This is a perfect solution for everyone!

Random Stranger said...

Exactly - it can be exclusively for excercise from 7am until 9pm, and after that, no children under 18 allowed on the trains...