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Friday, March 9, 2007

New Thing!: Best. Idea. Ever. #2

Subway Strippers: Keep the LA subway trains running 24 hours a day, and during the normally boring off-hours, get a slew of wanna-be actresses to come down and strip on the hand rail polls.
As long as there's someone to make sure people pay their fares, this is guaranteed profits, my friends.

2 comments:

Shana said...

You're right! There are many out of work actresses who would chalk this up as a paid gig and love it.

Just think of how many are in pole dancing classes now for the exercise and art of it.

This is a perfect solution for everyone!

Random Stranger said...

Exactly - it can be exclusively for excercise from 7am until 9pm, and after that, no children under 18 allowed on the trains...